If you can name the movie my title came from, I will give you one blog dime. Ten blog dimes equal one web dollar. Ten web dollars don't equal anything.
I have missed my blog!! I really have. No, really. I HAVE. The fact is, it WAS the end of March. The fact is, it IS the beginning of April. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?! (And I mean other than wearing flip-flops, for which my toes are grateful. oh and, be tea dubs, I have not set a "writing in all caps" quota for this post, so expect a lot of random YELLING.)
Well, if you haven't yet guessed, it means than I and all my other college pals are ABSOLUTELY STRETCHED.
SOOOOOOooooooooo anyway, don't feel left out because NONE of my electronic connections are getting much attention these days, not even my Facebook. I mean, I still haven't updated my status from YESTERDAY. I know. RI-diculous. At least I think it was yesterday. That's another fact. Days sort of all blend in together this time of the year. I was sitting on the couch with my three roomies discussing important brain-dead matters like words that begin with the letter 'm' in Greek and so on and so forth and then I suddenly could not decide if I had spent several hours in the library computer lab toDAY, or, YESTerday. (It was yesterday, when I last updated my FB status...I think.)
Honestly. I'm not myself. Don't be insulted or worried if you can't determine the point of everything I have just said, either, because there isn't one. Except to say that this is me, hanging my "will return in..." sign in my blog window. If you really need me, I will be spending my off hours staring at the wall in hopes of recovering my lost brain cells. They're difficult to catch because they only speak Spanish and they all have names in the imperfect subjunctive tense.
Do you have ANY idea how late it is? You should be ashamed, keeping a young, studious woman like me up to such a late hour. And don't you DARE attempt ANY grammar or spelling corrections to any of this in your mind or in your comments. I promise I will read this when I am actually awake and cringe dutifully at them all.
Laura in Wonderland. From which bottle did you drink?
ReplyDeleteYour loving and understanding mom who has drunk from some of those bottles before (oh, you know what I mean)AND your grammer, conjugations, tenses, etc seemed fine to me
"They're difficult to catch because they only speak Spanish and they all have names in the imperfect subjunctive tense."
ReplyDelete- My favorite part. I love you Laura and you did awesome last night at Chi Alpha. SUPER encouraging and sincere. See you soon pretty lady! - Alison :)